{"product_id":"funny-santa-butt-tissue-box","title":"🎅😂 Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box – The Cheekiest Christmas Decoration! 🍑🎄","description":"\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n.santa-mag {\n  --red: #b8323c;\n  --dark-red: #84242e;\n  --green: #1e4938;\n  --light-green: #e8eee4;\n  --cream: #fff9ef;\n  --gold: #d3a75b;\n  --ink: #302c27;\n  font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\n  color: var(--ink);\n  font-size: 16px;\n  line-height: 1.75;\n  max-width: 850px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  overflow: hidden;\n}\n.santa-mag * { box-sizing: border-box; }\n.santa-mag p { margin: 0 0 14px; }\n.santa-mag img { max-width: 100%; }\n.santa-mag .sm-topline {\n  text-align: center;\n  background: var(--green);\n  color: #fff8e8;\n  padding: 11px 12px;\n  font-size: 12px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  letter-spacing: 2px;\n}\n.santa-mag .sm-cover {\n  text-align: center;\n  padding: 34px 20px 28px;\n  background-color: var(--cream);\n  background-image: radial-gradient(#dfcba6 0.8px, transparent 0.8px);\n  background-size: 17px 17px;\n  border-bottom: 5px solid var(--red);\n}\n.santa-mag .sm-cover-inner {\n  background: rgba(255,249,239,.94);\n  border: 2px solid var(--gold);\n  outline: 1px solid var(--gold);\n  outline-offset: 5px;\n  padding: 25px 15px;\n}\n.santa-mag .sm-stamp {\n  display: inline-block;\n  border: 1px solid var(--red);\n  color: var(--red);\n  font-size: 11px;\n  font-weight: 800;\n  letter-spacing: 2px;\n  padding: 5px 12px;\n  transform: rotate(-3deg);\n  margin-bottom: 15px;\n}\n.santa-mag .sm-cover h1 {\n  font-size: clamp(29px, 6vw, 45px);\n  line-height: 1.08;\n  letter-spacing: -1.3px;\n  text-transform: uppercase;\n  color: var(--green);\n  margin: 0 0 15px;\n  font-weight: 900;\n}\n.santa-mag .sm-cover h1 em {\n  font-style: normal;\n  color: var(--red);\n  display: block;\n}\n.santa-mag .sm-cover p { max-width: 600px; 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margin: 0 auto 16px; }\n.santa-mag .sm-gift strong { color: #ffe3a6; }\n.santa-mag .sm-closing {\n  text-align: center;\n  background: var(--cream);\n  padding: 32px 20px;\n  border-top: 5px solid var(--gold);\n  border-bottom: 5px solid var(--gold);\n}\n.santa-mag .sm-closing .sm-big {\n  color: var(--red);\n  font-size: 36px;\n  line-height: 1;\n  margin-bottom: 12px;\n}\n.santa-mag .sm-closing h2 {\n  color: var(--green);\n  font-size: 29px;\n  line-height: 1.15;\n  margin: 0 0 14px;\n  text-transform: uppercase;\n}\n.santa-mag .sm-package {\n  margin: 25px 15px;\n  padding: 20px;\n  background: #f1eee4;\n  border: 2px dashed #b9a77e;\n}\n.santa-mag .sm-package h3,\n.santa-mag .sm-notes h3 {\n  font-size: 20px;\n  color: var(--green);\n  margin: 0 0 10px;\n}\n.santa-mag .sm-package ul,\n.santa-mag .sm-notes ul,\n.santa-mag .sm-guarantee ul {\n  padding-left: 22px;\n  margin: 8px 0;\n}\n.santa-mag .sm-package li,\n.santa-mag .sm-notes li,\n.santa-mag .sm-guarantee li { margin: 7px 0; }\n.santa-mag .sm-notes {\n  margin: 25px 15px;\n  padding: 20px;\n  border-left: 5px solid var(--gold);\n  background: #fffaf2;\n}\n.santa-mag .sm-guarantee h3 {\n  font-size: 22px;\n  color: var(--red);\n  margin: 20px 0 10px;\n}\n@media(max-width:600px) {\n  .santa-mag .sm-cover { padding: 25px 13px; }\n  .santa-mag .sm-cover-inner { padding: 22px 12px; }\n  .santa-mag .sm-section { padding: 23px 16px; }\n  .santa-mag .sm-section h2 { font-size: 20px; }\n  .santa-mag .sm-opening h2,\n  .santa-mag .sm-gift h2 { font-size: 25px; }\n  .santa-mag .sm-closing h2 { font-size: 25px; }\n}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"santa-mag\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-topline\"\u003e✦ CHRISTMAS'S MOST UNEXPECTED SURPRISE ✦\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-cover\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-cover-inner\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"sm-stamp\"\u003eA LITTLE CHRISTMAS MISCHIEF\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch1\u003eHo Ho \u003cem\u003eHuh?!\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunny Santa Butt Tissue Box 🎅🍑\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eMeet the Santa who doesn't take Christmas too seriously! With his cheeky pose and tissues dispensing from behind, this playful decoration is guaranteed to catch everyone's attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cimg class=\"sm-photo\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/1_9e240403-2409-45f0-964b-b0ea830775c0.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Funny Santa butt tissue box\"\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-ribbon\"\u003eClassic Christmas style with a cheeky twist 🎅\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-opening\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-kicker\"\u003eMeet the most unexpected Christmas guest\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eNot Your Usual Santa!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eForget ordinary holiday decorations. This little rascal combines classic Santa style with a cheeky surprise that makes guests stop, look twice, and smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-section\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-section-head\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"sm-number\"\u003e01\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003e🎄 Santa's Most Mischievous Pose\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eA classic red suit, Santa hat, and exaggerated backside make this figure anything but ordinary. Its playful design adds \u003cstrong\u003ea fun, unexpected touch of personality\u003c\/strong\u003e to your Christmas decorations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"sm-photo\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/2_343d5b4c-4d60-489f-a88f-7e674fc9bdba.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Funny Santa tissue holder details\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-photo-caption\"\u003eA little tradition. A little mischief. A lot of Christmas fun.\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-section\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-section-head\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"sm-number\"\u003e02\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003e😂 The Punchline Is on the Backside!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eTissues pull out from Santa's rear — and that's exactly what makes this holder so funny. An everyday essential becomes a little surprise that's sure to get a laugh from family and friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-note\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan\u003eThe little detail everyone notices\u003c\/span\u003e\n      Who knew grabbing a tissue could become one of the funniest moments of Christmas?\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"sm-photo\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/3_151e3331-3a16-48d3-9326-26a99885d078.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Tissues dispensing from the back of Santa\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-section\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-section-head\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"sm-number\"\u003e03\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003e🚗 Take the Christmas Fun on the Road\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eAdd a little festive personality to your car with a decoration that stands out. Place Santa somewhere suitable and secure, making sure he never obstructs your view, seat belts, or vehicle controls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"sm-photo\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/8_9f9442a4-4429-4fef-b565-97fa81d2fcde.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Funny Santa decoration in a car\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-photo-caption\"\u003eA little Christmas cheer, wherever the road takes you.\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-section\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-section-head\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"sm-number\"\u003e04\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003e🏠 From the Desk to the Living Room\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eWhether it's on an office desk, a living room table, or a sideboard, Santa brings both a laugh and easy access to tissues. \u003cstrong\u003eChristmas decorations don't have to be serious to be charming!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"sm-photo\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/6_794068cd-a291-4bde-b9b8-e1938687ab69.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Funny Santa tissue holder for the home\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-gift\"\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003e🎁 The Gift That Gets Everyone Laughing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eTired of giving the same old Christmas gifts? This cheeky Santa is a fun pick for Secret Santa, office parties, or gift exchanges with friends. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and gifts that are anything but predictable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"sm-photo\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/4_209ba247-44d2-4d98-a1b5-ed4800c845a2.jpg?v=1792552757\" alt=\"Funny Christmas gift featuring cheeky Santa\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-section\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-section-head\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"sm-number\"\u003e05\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003e📸 Ready for Christmas Photos and Stories\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eSanta's exaggerated pose makes him a natural conversation starter at holiday parties, in festive photos, or in a funny video. Put him on display and wait for the reaction when someone discovers where the tissues come from!\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cimg class=\"sm-photo\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0617\/7236\/5876\/files\/7_c8f1162f-64ef-4cf1-ba0f-d7f1118bfbfa.jpg?v=1792552756\" alt=\"Close-up of the funny Santa tissue holder\"\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-closing\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"sm-big\"\u003e✦ 🎄 ✦\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eMake Christmas a Little More Mischievous!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003eA funny decoration, a practical tissue holder, and a gift full of personality. For anyone who believes Christmas decor should bring a few laughs, too!\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-package\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003e🎁 Package Includes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e1 × Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-notes\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003e❗ Important Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003ePlease allow slight measurement variations due to manual measuring.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eActual product colors may vary slightly from the images due to lighting conditions and screen settings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cp\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopifycdn.net\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/7461\/5457\/files\/2_d6eb7690-fa08-44a1-a77d-5389a387d08a_480x480.png?v=1659411405\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv class=\"sm-guarantee\"\u003e\n    \u003ch3\u003eOUR GUARANTEE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eWe believe in our products and want you to shop with confidence. That's why we offer a risk-free 30-day guarantee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eIf for any reason you're not satisfied with your purchase, we'll do our best to find a solution.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eWe want you to feel confident trying our products. If you're not happy, we'll do our best to make things right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003eWe offer customer support by email. Please contact us if you need assistance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Kitchencoretools","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67811733602397,"sku":"QC261021002-yg-1","price":16.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/6090\/4541\/files\/1_9e240403-2409-45f0-964b-b0ea830775c0.jpg?v=1792634194","url":"https:\/\/www.kitchencoretools.com\/en-au\/products\/funny-santa-butt-tissue-box","provider":"kitchencoretools","version":"1.0","type":"link"}